Dougie Jones, Dale Cooper's Heartless, traps Dale in a mirror and goes to steal the hearts of the town of Twin Peaks. Panchito Pistoles, from the Three Caballeros, and Mortimer Mouse, Mickey Mouse's Rival, rescue Dale Cooper and the three of them discover that Dale Cooper is a Keyblade Master. Dougie Jones has invited President Mickey Mouse to the town of Twin Peaks for a "Norting Festival" and it is up to Dale Cooper and his new cartoon friends to save the day.
Keys and Hearts and Norts, Oh My!; Daenyrys, Mother of Dragons hangin out with her best friend Mr. Magoo; Hors d'oeuvres and oeuvres; Shaggy meme origins; Throw more dumb zippers on your dumb characters, dummy; Stabbing our way through the Twin Peaks Wikipedia; If you've been Norted, do you still have to poop?; We only drag things because we love them; Goofy has fucked at least once and we all have to live with that knowledge; Honouring the forgotten characters; God, we say Zena-nort SO MUCH turns out it's actually Xehanort. Do you have a character that you love but is underused in their fiction? Send them on over to email@example.com !
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